For Mature Adults Only
A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body just like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist
and asks, "What's this?" She replies, "This is Middlesex." He grabs her
butt and asks "What's this? She replies "Freehold." Then he grabs her
breast and asks "What's this?" She replies "Point Pleasant." Finally, he
reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
"No", She replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he
pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood
Gotta love Mz New Jersey!