Okay, so it's "free." Shit's always free until you can't live without it. But hey, there's a Browser War going on, and you can't waste an opportunity like this!
STEP 1: Steal From The Rich
Like any war, looting knows no loyalties.
So while Microsoft and Netscape battle
it out for the billions, grab every Browser you
can. Just don't kid yourself, who ever wins, they're
coming after you next!
STEP 2: Steal From The Establishment
Like a Swiss banker, Real Audio
wants to stay 'neutral' and profit from both sides. But
they're too established to be harmless -- they're already
charging some users. But the best shit's still free.
Besides, you need it to hear the music & Radio!
STEP 3: Steal From The Poor
Okay, Apple's a huge company and their
computers are great; it's their odds of surviving that
are poor. While you're looting freebies, don't forget QuicktimeŽ, so you can play the videos! Plus free BBS downloads 
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