"The positive side of life"

     
     Living on Earth is expensive,
     but it does include a free trip
     around the sun every year.

     How long a minute is
     depends on what side of the
     bathroom door you're on.
   
     Birthdays are good for you;
     the more you have,
     the longer you live.

     Happiness comes through doors you
     didn't even know you left open.
                                               
     Most of us go to our grave
     with our music still inside of us.
   
     If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
     how come nothing is free yet?
                                           
     You may be only one person in the world,
     but you may also be the world to one person.
   
     Some mistakes are too much fun
     to only make once.

     Don't cry because it's over;
     smile because it happened.
   
     We could learn a lot from crayons:
     some are sharp, some are pretty,
     some are dull, some have weird names,
     and all are different colors....but
     they all exist very nicely in the same box.

     A truly happy person is one who
     can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
                                               
   Have an awesome day, and
     know that someone
     who thinks you're great
     has thought about you today....